looking at syringes and needles on the internet and feeling like an intravenous drug user
subwaywalls answered: naked pictures of me…. or like assassin’s creed or something?? >.>
let me tell you something about mr samuel here
samuel isn’t into video games and he couldn’t give a shit about kids these days with their mass creeds and their origins of dragon ages and their assassin effects, but he knows what i love and he loves me regardless and he is the most realest pile of wonderful omfg
(also he’s really reALLY HOT DAMN i’d make that naked!sam photoset)
okay so i had to reblog this because it’s just the most nicest wonderfullest thing ever and i just wanna squeeze you til you BURST YOU ANGEL (and oh pish posh ur so flattering and yeah p convinced my naked bod should be all over you and your blog)
also yeah you should do something with dragons. or gangsters.
AND I SENT YOU A TEXT. loveu.
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
oh my goodness golly gosh and fuckin hell
that’s so lovely of your to say and i could squeeze you so fucking tightly right now just for saying that you angel. thank you very much wonderful stranger *hugs ur body and kisses ur mouth*
Spend £100 on hormones online
or live like this for three more months